Synapse Caption Contest: Caption this Lab Bench!


You can submit captions online on Facebook ( or Twitter (@UCSF_Synapse) using the hashtag #SynapseCaption. The top three captions will be printed in the next issue!


  • First place: “Some, still awaiting the ‘Free PPE’ promised by UCSF in June, turned to drastic measures.” –JK
  • Runner-up: “With its proceeds benefiting cancer awareness, UCSF’s oncology researchers go a bit overboard for No Shave November.” –BS
  • Third place: “Desperate to appease merciless reviewers, this poor student attempts to remove all experimenter’s bias by taking ‘blinded experiment’ to a new level.” –JH