By Ray
Editor’s Note: Our friendly neighborhood MamaM has moved on to greener pastures.

Alan Ripwell, salesman for Divine Biological Inc., has assured several lab managers at UCSF that his company’s lab products are far superior to those offered by competitors.

Local biker Brad Undley shattered a personal record this morning when he broke no fewer than fifteen laws, caused five cars to swerve into oncoming traffic and still managed to get into work in less than twenty minutes.

New UCSF faculty members gathered together for the 27th annual faculty welcome reception last Friday. This year’s key speaker, Chad R.


UCSF recently announced the preliminary results of a years-long, multi-center investigation by the Worldwide Task Force on Unnecessary Ceremonies (WTFUC) on how best to restructure the traditional White Coat Ceremony.