Anonymous Scientists Share 2023 New Year’s Resolutions
- Stop printing papers that I never read.
- Finally figure out how to send lab coats out for laundry.
- Use Chat GPT to draft all emails.
- Get more exercise by syncing a rat’s running wheel to a walking desk so that every time the rat runs, I have to run.
- Cry less.
- Find out how to ban Comic Sans in all scientific presentations.
- Only apply to conferences happening on tropical islands.
- Learn to run six Western Blots simultaneously.
- Train mice to run together in a harness and pull a small sled loaded with PCR tubes.
- Bring back Comic Sans…
