Teaching Ants How to Pipette
Pipetting takes approximately 1027.66 hours/year-person (unpublished) in an average biology lab, and a way to automate that process would save the United States approximately $1.2 billion per year.
Why So Heavy, UCSF?
Dear Ray, I am a 3rd year BMS PhD student. The topic of my rant suggestion is the extreme heaviness...
Dreading Error 404
I still can’t attach a document to my UCSF email. Still. I don’t know how long it’s been since the...
Late Night Cravings
As much as food is the purpose of life, it is the bane of my existence at UCSF. We who...
Welcome to Homecoming, Grad School Style
Editor’s Note: Our friendly neighborhood MamaM has moved on to greener pastures. While we will miss her motherly advice and...
Sales rep assures customers that his company’s product are superior
Alan Ripwell, salesman for Divine Biological Inc., has assured several lab managers at UCSF that his company’s lab products are...
Local cult hell-bent on infuriating motorists
Local biker Brad Undley shattered a personal record this morning when he broke no fewer than fifteen laws, caused five...
Senior faculty member asks new faculty, “Do you even grant, Bro?”
New UCSF faculty members gathered together for the 27 th annual faculty welcome reception last Friday. This year’s key speaker...
UCSF Vows to Transform White Coat Ceremonies
UCSF recently announced the preliminary results of a years-long, multi-center investigation by the Worldwide Task Force on Unnecessary Ceremonies (WTFUC)...