$10 per Dozen Eggs? Those are Rookie Numbers
I was at the grocery store to get cake ingredients, and I saw that the egg aisle was near overflowing with cartons.
Recent Support for the Law of Unfair Magnetism and Adoration
Editor's Note: "Recent Support for the Law of Unfair Magnetism and Adoration" Victoria Turner earned an honorable mention in the...
Medical Students Make the Worst Patients: The Tragicomedy of an MS1
Medical Students Make the Worst Patients: The Tragicomedy of an MS1 is the third place winner of the Synapse Storytelling...
Living the Dream
As my laundry piles, carpet stains and the dust rests in my room I realize that I just don’t have...
A Modest $100M Proposal
With a generous gift from the Helen Diller Foundation, UCSF has been able to finally answer the question, “What would...
The Turkey Drop
It’s not uncommon to find students coming into UCSF with a full-fledged relationship — one of those we’ve-been-steady-for-two-years types. But...
Fight Restroom Inequality
When nature calls, you go. There are no gender lines, arbitrary rooms and designated stalls. When your bowels are moving...
The New and Improved UCSF?
Welcome back students! The school has dearly missed you. Since you’ve been gone, there have been some new additions. As...
Why So Heavy, UCSF?
Dear Ray, I am a 3rd year BMS PhD student. The topic of my rant suggestion is the extreme heaviness...
Dreading Error 404
I still can’t attach a document to my UCSF email. Still. I don’t know how long it’s been since the...