$10 per Dozen Eggs? Those are Rookie Numbers
I was at the grocery store to get cake ingredients, and I saw that the egg aisle was near overflowing with cartons.
Late Night Cravings
As much as food is the purpose of life, it is the bane of my existence at UCSF. We who...
Welcome to Homecoming, Grad School Style
Editor’s Note: Our friendly neighborhood MamaM has moved on to greener pastures. While we will miss her motherly advice and...
Sales rep assures customers that his company’s product are superior
Alan Ripwell, salesman for Divine Biological Inc., has assured several lab managers at UCSF that his company’s lab products are...
Local cult hell-bent on infuriating motorists
Local biker Brad Undley shattered a personal record this morning when he broke no fewer than fifteen laws, caused five...
Senior faculty member asks new faculty, “Do you even grant, Bro?”
New UCSF faculty members gathered together for the 27 th annual faculty welcome reception last Friday. This year’s key speaker...
UCSF Vows to Transform White Coat Ceremonies
UCSF recently announced the preliminary results of a years-long, multi-center investigation by the Worldwide Task Force on Unnecessary Ceremonies (WTFUC)...